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Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'My feet are killing me.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'You are pigeon toed.'

A Few Common Ailments

"I just kept feeding him candy."

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'I love that new horse smell.'

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

Corn and Bunion plants.

Riding School Excursion

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'Pretty small tooth for a horse!'

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

'Hey Vicky! Chasing dandelion seeds again?'

Paul's Bunions