Saddle Care T-Shirts

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'My feet are killing me.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'You are pigeon toed.'

A Few Common Ailments

"I just kept feeding him candy."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'I love that new horse smell.'

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

Riding School Excursion

'Pretty small tooth for a horse!'

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

'Hey Vicky! Chasing dandelion seeds again?'

Paul's Bunions

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'