Sacrifice Superhero Prints

'I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

The Family Joules: Part 16

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

The Family Joules: Part 22

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Atomic Bear: Part 26

Flying in Formation.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"Aquaman, it's great that you have these aquatic powers, but I wish you also didn't sh*t like a fish."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

'I hate to break this to you, Clark, but your buns of steel have turned to jello.'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

"Your sister got another promotion."

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'