Sacred Comedian T-Shirts

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Ten Commandments

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

St. Elmo's fired.

Guru.

"That's our new church mascot."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sermon Applause.

Praying Mantis.

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Regifts of the Magi

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."