S'mores Storyteller Mugs

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'S'more wine?'

Hot pot

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Nobody likes a smore loser

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

Announcement at teatime

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"Give me the lobster tail please."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

Romance novel writers make the best waiters. 'Tonight's special is chicken: ample,milky white breasts, touched with a slight hesitation of strong,rigid basil, too headstrong to stay and too scared to stop.'

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

Underwater campfire.

'I hope you're not planning on flying too close to the sun?'

S'mole.

Country Music Awards

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

The clock-side in the chimney-corner

Lunchroom Talk

Redheaded Step-Twins.

A deconstructed s'more.

'It's more of a draw for the kids than the old gingerbread house.'