S'mores Expert Mugs

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'S'more wine?'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Nobody likes a smore loser

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Salvador Deli

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

It says he invented super glue.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'No chocolate?! What kind of place has no chocolate?'

Doomed Food Group

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

Wild Honey Maple Turkeys

'I hope you're not planning on flying too close to the sun?'

S'mole.

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

"We need something to hold the marshmallow and chocolate together at the campfire tonight...Oh! I know!"

Underwater campfire.

'Dear, are you still mad at me, or do we always eat okra casserole 4 nights a week?'

"All the produce is farm-to-floor."

"Man, I just HATE these police grillings!"

A deconstructed s'more.

To counteract the pub bore Al cultivated the ancient art of sleeping with his eyes open.

Great, here comes s'mone - now we'll have to hear that s'mores story for the millionth time.