Decorate their workspace or home with our vibrant print art, showcasing their passion for gadgets and creative tech solutions in a fun, eye-catching way.
Where have you been? I met this woman. She was incredible. Really? Tell me. She's a salesperson at Computer Villa. She's a Dominatrix. Oh no. It was amazing. She told me what to buy. She called my old technology obsolete! Time to check you into a home. Where's Sadie? I need to be spanked with my phone.
Pounding speeds up the computer.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
The Computer Bore
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'
"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'
"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"
"Google car."
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"
CEO with SEO
It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.
"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."
Evolution.
Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"
'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'
'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'
Mac OS 20
'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
Walking Luggage.
I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!
e-shoes
'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
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