Rustic Foodie Mugs

'Once we escape poverty we won't have to eat any more of this single-batch artisanal wild-produce crap.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"You're the lid to my pot."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

How about going easy on the carbs

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Advocado

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

Flying sauces.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'