Russian History Enthusiast Gifts

Ivan the Terrible with Names

Leon Trotsky.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

That's What Happens

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Paul Ree

Trump secret police

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Czarcasm

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"America’s leaders since 1980"

The Other Cooperstown

The High Line at Giza

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pearly King and Queen

"I think it was an election year."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Europe and immigration.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.