Russia History Fan Gifts

"I am Peter the Great and I want Alaska back."

Czarcasm

John F. Kennedy

The unknown war poet.

Ivan Turgenev

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"How is it in Russia?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Maypole

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Nikolay Rerih

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Horace Mann

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

The Race to Ukraine

Count Von Moltke.

'Is it organic?'

"No taxation without representation!"

Napoleon asking John Bull what to do the Pope

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

Russian Snail

Red Square. He's an important man, the caviar chief for the whole country. I still think he could have laughed when I call him the "Sturgeon General." I (heart) Moscow.

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

The Jumping Tank

James K Polk

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Ivan Krylov

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...