Russia Observer Mugs

Putin's Breakfast

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

North Korea

Middleast Peace

'Live together in peace!'

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

New Capitalism

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

The world on lockdown

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

After hours TV.

"I think perhaps the Minstrel Show doesn't hit quite the right tone."

US troops won't leave Iraq.

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

"With the world such a crazy mess, Condy and I decided we don't want children."

Terrorism

"A cartoon about Brexit, Syria, refugees, Yemen, France... Anything but Trump!"

Euro-Meltdown

Syria Crisis

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

Gaza begs for help from the rest of the world.

"See anything you fancy?"

'Now that's an afro!'