"Oh, you know, same old same old."
Modern World Observer Mugs
Start their day with a mug that captures their keen eye for the modern world—clever, insightful, and visually engaging, perfect for coffee or tea as they analyze what’s new.
"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"
"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"
Selfie Stick
"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."
Human Rights and the USA
"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."
Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water
"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"
"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."
Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.
You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.
Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.
"He was much more effective in the field."
"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."
Mice 25¢
Obama's Tribute Hiroshima
'Live together in peace!'
Middleast Peace
"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."
'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'
Maternity Hospital
"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."
"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."
All You Can Tweet Restaurant.
"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."
"Your sister got another promotion."
"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."
Death playing with the middle east.
"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"
Old Yarns
The Future
US and North Korea missile tests
Modern World Observer Mugs Collection
Modern World Observer Pillows
Upgrade their living space with pillows that showcase their love for the modern world—fun, smart, and perfect for any contemporary decor.
Modern World Observer Prints
Discover prints that will inspire any modern world observer—vivid, insightful, and a true reflection of their love for current culture and ideas.
Modern World Observer T-Shirts
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