Rural Satire Fan Pillows

'Pa will be right back. He's in the media room, downloading some more homespun wisdom.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

I fart more than that!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A Venus cow trap.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

COWS: Spare cow

Early American Think tank

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Nice six-pack!

Close, but no cigar!

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

'Got any cud flavour?'

Early Ram Raids

"Can you milk a cow?"