Rural Royalty Admirer Prints

Scarecrow King.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Knight Golfing

Please Drove Carefully.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

French wine

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Princess Anne

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Jester Surgeon

Playing pig

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Static cling."

'Leadership training.'

Twitter that!

"Nevermore."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'