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"You're not from around here, are you?"

Ploughing your own furrow

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"I really got used to working from home."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

First O.M.G. church.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Driverless Car

'So I guess it's New Year!'

Bike Lane

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"He shows enormous potential."

Rush Limbaugh

Mother Cowmas

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

I've turned to the darkside!

"But this is the way we've always done it."

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."