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Egg Catch

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

COWS: Spare cow

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

Early American Think tank

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Close, but no cigar!

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Nice six-pack!

'Got any cud flavour?'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

"Can you milk a cow?"

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

'It's got all the original features.'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

I'm a Smart-Cow!

"This looks like a job for Agman!"