Runs Scorer Pillows

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Banana Split...

e-shoes

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Eat my dust!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

City Marathon.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Running