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"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Banana Split...

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

e-shoes

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Eat my dust!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

City Marathon.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

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