Running Nut Mugs

How to run a marathon.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Banana Split...

e-shoes

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

10 K Tail-Chase

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Running

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eat my dust!"

31. 19. 55.7.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."