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'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Eat me"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"I hate this time of year."

Every class has one. . .

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'Igor, quit bugging me!'