Running A Lemonade Stand Prints

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'I need a jump!'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

Tim's marketing solutions

Lemonade without borders.

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

365 Lemonade Stand

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Sugar Fix.

'A Fucking Drink'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'My kids don't understand me.'

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'Any more bright ideas?'

'This should increase our business.'

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.