Runaway Wedding Pillows

Elopement

You're my Mona Lisa.

Demure lady with gloves

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

A heart shaped cake

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Bubbly

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

We'll have Manhattans...