Runaway Dreamers Mugs

Boy running away from home (a lighthouse).

Home Sweet Home

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Desert Island Fantasies

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Best friends without borders.

"FREEDOM!!!"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Visit a Place in your Past...

You will go on a trip.

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'Now blow like hell!'

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"I just feel like a cliche."

Skunk dreaming.

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."