Escape Dreamers Mugs

Prisoner had painted a woman on his cell wall.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Home Sweet Home

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Desert Island Mishap

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Anywhere but here

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"FREEDOM!!!"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

Stop Smoking Program.

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

Skunk dreaming.

Pirates

Holiday rental with panoramic views...

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

Life: Boring Bits

Glad we moved out of the City

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

"It's not a rescue, it's the IRS and my ex-wife's lawyer."

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

"Could you keep it down please!"