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'I've never heard anything so disgusting in all my life. What happened next?'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"That was a rumor day."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'

'That was one of my all-time great rumors.'

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

'Any idea why your boyfriend is handing out cigars in the pub?'

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

'Rumors...'

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

'Is the information fresh?'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

'Oh, Charley, if you hear a report that I'm going to be married to that girl in black, you can contradict it. There's nothing in it.'

"The market reacted today on rumors that the rumors were only rumors..."

"I prefer to think of myself as an opinion former."

Let's meet for a drink after work. I've got office gossip you can't appreciate without a buzz.'

'I never give away a secret. I exchange it for another.'

"They've hired this new guy Trevor, a complete buffoon apparently!"

"What's the word on the street?"

A woman waits in a "Gossip" stand

Noticeboard with 'latest scandal and rumour update'

1820: Rumours spread about the Grand Old Duke of York.

They Shop Among Us

'The word going around, Gustave, is that sometimes you guess.'