Rumor Responder Pillows

"I only told a few friends."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

'That was one of my all-time great rumors.'

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Rumors...'

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

"Damned lies."

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

I overheard management saying they were kicking you but I didn't hear if it was upstairs or out.

'Is it true what they say'

"The market reacted today on rumors that the rumors were only rumors..."

'Today stocks bounced back on the news the rumor was false that google considered merging with NSA.'

'I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk.'

'Now they're saying our financing is being pulled. I'd love to know how these crazy rumors get started.'

"I prefer to think of myself as an opinion former."

A woman waits in a "Gossip" stand

1820: Rumours spread about the Grand Old Duke of York.

Let's meet for a drink after work. I've got office gossip you can't appreciate without a buzz.'

'It's just a rumour that Johnny Spaleki's playing under an injury cloud.'

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