Rumor Mill Fan Mugs

"Did you hear about Sally and the milkman?...What...oh..I'm sorry, Sally, I forgot it was you I was talking to."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"That was a rumor day."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

"Of course I'm aware of all the office gossip. I started it."

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

'That was one of my all-time great rumors.'

Four weddings, three divorces & a funeral

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

'Ed, can you remember what that rumor was you had started at that time?'

'Please sir - all of them!'

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

"What do you want first, the good news or the bad news about the good news?"

"Who'd like to go first?"

"Damned lies."

Propriety

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Vicar says: 'You again.'

'We come as a package - Mother and me.'