Rumor Mill Detective Mugs

'So, you're an author. Fiction or non-fiction?' 'I write a blog with rumors about Apple.'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"That was a rumor day."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

"Of course I'm aware of all the office gossip. I started it."

'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

'Ed, can you remember what that rumor was you had started at that time?'

'Rumors...'

"Damned lies."

I overheard management saying they were kicking you but I didn't hear if it was upstairs or out.

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

"Who'd like to go first?"

"The market reacted today on rumors that the rumors were only rumors..."

"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."

'Is it true what they say'

"Oh, yes, we know them. We hate them."

'Is the information fresh?'

'Ok, let me get this straight; your friend Kristyn is no longer coming to have supper with us because Danielle told you that Tracy heard from Holly that her sister Melissa thought she saw Kristyn in the mall talking to your old boyfriend?'

"I never believe office gossip unless it's backed by some substantial rumors."

'Now they're saying our financing is being pulled. I'd love to know how these crazy rumors get started.'

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"They've hired this new guy Trevor, a complete buffoon apparently!"

'Rumour has it that his friend is hung like a horse.'

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