Rumination T-Shirts

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Hither and Yon sign

"You keep impeccable time."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'How very Cumbria.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Walkers

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

'You're always living in the past.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Life after death

'Where Are They Now?'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Your husband says BOO!"

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Ventriloquist Grave

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'