WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
Rules Prints
Decorate their space with our rule-themed prints—thoughtful and funny designs that celebrate or poke fun at the rules we live by or break.
"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"
Wheel clamped!
'I know you're bored, but the rule-book clearly says we can't finish him off...'
One way only.
'You know the rules, Mr Perkins - no visitors after ten o'clock!'
"Nothing in here about earthquakes. Your ball moved so there's a penalty stroke."
'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'
"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"
I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.
"The rules clearly state, 'it takes two to tango'."
"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."
Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."
'My hands are tied, Kevin. They're using you as an example to send a message to the rest of the league. ... Double dribbles will not be tolerated.'
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
Statue of Limitations.
No petting in the pool!
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
Warning.
"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."
Man enters store forbidding hoods, caps, smoking and dogs.
'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'
Dog Crossing
Dog tries to obey No Dog sign
"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."
United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.
"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"
"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"
Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!
'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'
'That's our corporate ladder.'
"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."
'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'
Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'
'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'
Rules Prints Collection
Rules Mugs
Explore our collection of rule-themed mugs to add humor and personality to your coffee or tea time.
Rules Pillows
Check out our playful rule-themed pillows—bringing humor and comfort to your home decor.
Rules T-Shirts
Discover our witty rule-inspired t-shirts—funny, clever, and perfect for making a statement about boundaries and rules.