Rules And Regulations T-Shirts

"I think he's seeing how many 'health and safety' protocols he can break at once!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

One way only.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"The Nominees"

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

The two faces of capitalism.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'You forgot the product label.'

Stethoscope line.

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'