Government Regulations T-Shirts

'It's an EIEIO!'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"You'll have to wait. Mr. IRS is in there now."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"He was weak with the flu to start with and then the initial shock of the new tax code did him in."

"The ruddy inland revenue is planning to tax subsidised lunches now."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"The Nominees"

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

The two faces of capitalism.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'You forgot the product label.'

Stethoscope line.