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Security Breach

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Dog Crossing

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The Nominees"

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

The two faces of capitalism.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'You forgot the product label.'

Stethoscope line.

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'