Ruler At Heart Prints

'What can I say, it pays the bills.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Punk Reindeer

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

The Mainstream

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

A politician's dream come true...

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

Success

Chippunks

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

William Tell Executions.

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Auld Gang Sign

The Establishment: Independent Thought

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."