Ruler At Heart Mugs

'What can I say, it pays the bills.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Punk Reindeer

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Mainstream

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

A politician's dream come true...

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Chippunks

William Tell Executions.

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

"Why, this is fit for me!"

Success

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Dennis Hopper

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'