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'I've always played by the rules...Fortunately, they were my rules.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Lab safety Rule No. 1

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."