Rulemaker T-Shirts

'I've always played by the rules...Fortunately, they were my rules.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Pole Vault Rules

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."