Rule Interpreter Pillows

'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'

Local Guidelines

'You realize, these are going to lead inevitably to the legal profession.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'Now hold on, Mike. You're talking about embezzlement! And unless I'm very mistaken, that's strictly prohibited in the company's employee handbook!'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

A day in the life, summed up in 6 frames.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

Legal? Big-shoed clown prepares to kick field goal.

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

The International Date Line