Rule-following Humor T-Shirts

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Angel with speed camera.

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Lawyer with two desk organizers: Letter of the Law and Spirit of the Law.

"Dad, I want you to know that I am as clean as the league by-laws require."

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'