Rule Explainer Mugs

"Dad, tell me the 'Off Side Rule', everybody's waiting..."

'Once more dear. A touchdown is worth how many points?'

"Your dad let you have a cell phone?"

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Dog Crossing

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Read that last part back to me.'

One way only.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'That's our corporate ladder.'