Rugby Emotionists Pillows

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

Mood Swings.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

'I'm concerned. I'm happy!

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

Man asking lady if she cares for him

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'I thought dinner was going so well!'

"Need hug."

A clown drags a trestle theatre mask behind him.

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'

The Thinking Man's Rugby

Intensive waiting.

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."

Tears