Rug Collector's Bane Prints

"I'm not angry. I just want to know what you have against 17th-century Isfahan rugs."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Utility Chic.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

'I'm melting! I'm melting! and on the good rug, too!'

The traveling Yard Sale.

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

'Where is the rest of your inventory? Why isn't there a price tag on this one? Just what kind of rug store is this anyway?'

"Yale mom. Yale grandpa. Yale estranged creepy uncle."

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

Anti-Litter Machine

"Let's cut some rug!"

A rug skinned bear

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug