Rug Collector's Bane Prints

"I'm not angry. I just want to know what you have against 17th-century Isfahan rugs."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

Utility Chic.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

'This is where I keep my gum.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

The traveling Yard Sale.

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

'I'm melting! I'm melting! and on the good rug, too!'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"Yale mom. Yale grandpa. Yale estranged creepy uncle."

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

"Let's cut some rug!"

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

A rug skinned bear

Anti-Litter Machine

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."