Rubbish Collection Enthusiast Prints

Anti-Litter Machine

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

But is it organic?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Rubbish and Everest

Reuse it or lose it.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Recycling Centre

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

This is where Brent council sends you

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

A catch-all is born.

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?