Ruck-and-roll Hero Pillows

Rugby Union.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

StonesHendge.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zdeno Chara

The Workaholics Building

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

Healthy.

Centaur Sprinter

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

Goalie Wall.

You look like a team player. I like that!

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

One Man Band

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

Hurdles with Steps

It's over the hurdle not under...

"I call it riding Rob Dunkin's coattails. Miss Vega calls it copying."

The invention of baseball.

Mat Trick

Canadian Jesus

I love hockey!

"What a rip-off."

"I'm an entrepreneur."

They do so look forward to summer holidays.