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"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Something just didn't add up."

Mentors guide you through the maze.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

Rubik's ice cube.

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Attitude Counselor.

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

"Thank god for Sudoku."

Sudoku toilet paper

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Drone Escape

This Rubik's Cube is no match for my towering intellect... - 'Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler!' - 'It's okay to take a break, Peel.' - 'Leave me alone! Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler.' -

Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.

Problem solving centre.

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"See no more hiccups."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models

"You haven't quite got the idea of pi have you Jones."

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"