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"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Something just didn't add up."

Mentors guide you through the maze.

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Rubik's ice cube.

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

Sudoku toilet paper

"Thank god for Sudoku."

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

Attitude Counselor.

Drone Escape

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

"See no more hiccups."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

"You haven't quite got the idea of pi have you Jones."

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.