Rubber Duckie Collector Mugs

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

Director/Action Man toy.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Childlike love

Teddy and friends.

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

I love bathtime.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'I'm huggable!'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

S**t Threw a Goose

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

A fairground attraction

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

Insecurity hits Wall Street

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Duck in a bathtub

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Jumble Sale

"Bev sure takes the last leg literally."

"Your husband's operation was successful and he can now freely move his arms and legs!...You might want to consider having this surgery yourself!"

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

"You order the microbrew?"

Teddy Bears in the wild

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"I can't eat anything- I'm stuffed."

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy