Rpg Fanatic Prints

'Third Life'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Evolution.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

The Raven in Flight

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

"Very angry birds"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Sporting maladies.

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

Knight

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"