Royalty Humor Lover Prints

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Graffiti Reads: Down with the kingStoopid KingKing Stinks. You and your literacy programs!

"I'm making moatmeal. Do you want some?"

You're right, your highness. I had no idea it was also a recliner.

'Maybe you'd feel better if you cut somebody's head off.'

'Tell His Majesty we really do need some more ashtrays.'

'Go forth and bring me back women with BIG TITS.'

Barry the XVI and Michelle Antoinette

Burger Monarch Needs Help with Taxes

Prince Albert in a Can

'How about a game of cards?'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"All rise."

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"King of what, exactly?"

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'

King reaching for an apple

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

'Let's see ... 'several monarchs form group to request World Bank loans' -- 'Kings Around The Dollar'.'

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

"It is not you. It is we."

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'