Royalty Follower Prints

'We'll just grant each other immunity!'

"We'd prefer a beheading, but we've decided to sue you instead."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Not what he meant.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"I always wondered what the Queen's telegram would actually say."

"You're going to need a longer lens."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Knight Golfing

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

'How about a game of cards?'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Czarcasm

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"He's a guard dog."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

TV jester.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

The Frog Prince

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"