Royal Servant Pillows

The Queen's corgi.

'You idiot!- I told you to hire a French maid and an English butler!'

At last, Paul Burrell finds his diary.

Dinner at the Palace

Royal Toilet Assistant

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"It is we."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Saying Grace.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Reign Man

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

"Friend or foe?"

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Kit makes an appointment

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

French 75s at the Stafford

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

The King In The Rain.

My horse for a kingdom.

Duchess of Cambridge