Royal Servant Pillows

The Queen's corgi.

'You idiot!- I told you to hire a French maid and an English butler!'

At last, Paul Burrell finds his diary.

Dinner at the Palace

Royal Toilet Assistant

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"It is we."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Reign Man

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

Saying Grace.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

The King In The Rain.

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Kit makes an appointment

French 75s at the Stafford

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

"Friend or foe?"