Royal Satirists Mugs

Chop, chop! I've got a golf meeting in 20 minutes!

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"All rise."

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

"Your early stuff was funnier."

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

'Let's see ... 'several monarchs form group to request World Bank loans' -- 'Kings Around The Dollar'.'

King reaching for an apple

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

The Queen's Speech

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

Palanquin Toilet Break

'Funny how his eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

"That's kingsize?"

'I still think you're lucky -- sitting in the corner isn't much of a punishment for TREASON.'

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'