Royal History Buffs Pillows

'How did your 'get tough on crime' speech go?'

'and what do you do?'

'We CAN'T overthrow him -- he owes us money.'

'The royal foreword certainly won't harm your joke book's prospects.'

Sarah Ferguson

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

King George I

"She wishes to range free!"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

The Queen

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks